Boris Johnson stood in his godly new meeting room and held back from naming the new location for the filling of Covid vaccines
How did he do that? How did Boris Johnson on behalf of everything he takes dubiously announced that up to 60 million doses of the Novavax vaccine would be filled and finished by GlaxoSmithKline, but somehow stop looking directly at the camera to add, “And you will do it in their work in… [Roger Moore style eyebrows]… Barnard Castle ”? There are few scarce goods that Johnsonian controls himself, but after overcoming that particular urge, the Prime Minister certainly has no more personal reluctance for the remainder of the year Banning Your Infosec Entrepreneurs, Parents
Still, Barnard Castle: but of course of course they’ll do it there.Like a vengeance good news bear, Johnson seems to be on the kind of role that could get him to drive out the unfavorable connotations of any cursed site in his back catalog he will Find 40 million doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine on the back of the sofa where he shagged Jennifer Arcuri 10 minutes before his ex-wife arrived. who became a PPE supplier WhatsApped, the Minister of Health, said, “Matt Hancock – never heard of him”He will lift the whip on Gavin Williamson’s desk and discover a portal to the resting place of the Holy Grail beneath it. He will announce that after 800 years the lost original Crown Jewels of England have been tracked down and found by a complete amateur” And the name of this complete amateur? [Roger Moore eyebrow]… Dido Harding ”
And so on Johnson’s first foray into his government’s new conference room, which I fear is going absolutely out of hand.The previous wood-paneled location was not only far smarter, but the business party seems to have been completely flushed for their £ 2 too It looks like it’ll cost about what a leading public school on set would spend on a sixth grade play about a man to be prime minister I suppose we’ll look at
The podium Johnson took last night is most often the domain of his press secretary Allegra Stratton, whose television reviews appear to begin in May, yesterday she was still backstage on Downing Street, hitting the aftermath of the recent reveal his four-year affair with Jennifer Arcuri gone (Has a story ever been sensationally “revealed” more often? I feel even more relevant in this particular context than in what happened to Batman’s parents)
“He believes in the broader principles of integrity and honesty”, Stratton officially judged Boris Johnson, one of the leading liars of the time. “He acts with integrity and is honest, to which the most apparent answer is: LOLOLOLOLOL Or as his spokesman preferred yesterday hat: “Of course the Prime Minister follows the Nolan Principles when behaving in public life” OK, but which Nolan – Christopher? I think there are thematic correspondences between the Prime Minister and the film director’s oeuvre. Both of them really want you to believe that there is no such thing as objective truth and that after a while the audience just lacks the energy to understand or argue with them what it is seeing right now
Perhaps that happened during the pandemic. It is impossible to read Failures of State, the often jaw-dropping book by journalists Jonathan Calvert and George Arbuthnott of the Sunday Times, and not conclude that the British people far too better deserves government support, however, the deeply healthy approval ratings suggest people did not believe this is a tragedy in its own way, but not for the Johnson administration.It is of course extremely encouraging news for a Cabinet of this caliber that people expect to be badly governed – in fact, they are sanctioned for it
What the people got from the government was the highest death toll in Europe and the worst economic blow The serial delay in our lockdowns meant we had to endure our loss of liberty for far longer than otherwise necessary. So yes, we can all see why Johnson was easily lifted on the sunny day when these very lengthy restrictions began , wanted to put at the center of his meeting room folly
But I can’t think of anything worse than the guy who locked us up for much longer than we might otherwise have been, to be GRATEFUL Our own rights are now being graciously bought back to us by Johnson, far more expensive than they would have been I would resort to the idiom that if you think he did a good job I have a bridge to sell you – except of course that Boris Johnson literally always has a bridge to sell you / p>
And for all of my sincere relief and joy at doing things that will go without saying for the rest of my life, I honestly couldn’t be bored hearing from Johnson that he did his best. And? I should hope you did your best Prime Minister What would you like – an entry medal?
Having lived with the catastrophically bullish version of Johnson for most of the pandemic, we are now stuck in this equally needy data shagger, imagining it is pretty similar to being Johnson’s partner in an infidelity time Followed by his discovery and aftermath You think nothing could be worse than the carefree, exuberant, discreet Johnson – until you’re stuck at home with the bleak, cautious, performatively repentant Johnson, inviting you to check his phone forever, just to be sure
As always, he won’t be able to hold back for long.In fact, the ongoing revelations about life after the Prime Minister of David Cameron as a senior lobbyist for the collapsed financial services company Greensill asked me what the career of a cluster fuck Johnson after the Prime Minister will be Can you imagine the Japes when Johnson – forever moaning about money – moves into this unreserved zone? Today’s FT reports that Cameron flew to Saudi Arabia early last year in search of big money, where he and CEO Lex Greensill went on a camping trip with none other than the cuddly Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
Cameron naturally refuses to take calls while Johnson himself wasn’t even asked about the ramifications of Arcuris’ revelations yesterday, but public life is not what it was, with no one at the helm making it seem like something much more than a game, too consider where any number of moral flaws have been “priced in” Nobody resigns, nobody apologizes and nobody really needs to take calls from someone anymore. You can see why people have learned not to expect better. It saves time
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