That thing you didn’t Tweet but wanted to but didn’t but got so close but then were like nah.
We have a place for that now—Fleets!
Rolling out to everyone starting today.
Twitter exec: can we call them Twitter stories or will Instagram sue?
Gay intern: we should just call them fleets
Exec: you’re so right that’s genius
all of gay twitter making the same joke about fleets like y’all aren’t already planning the roll out strategy for your nudes
whichever gay decided to call them fleets perfectly captured how chaotic they would be on a site like twitter compared to instagram
I know I’m a t*p cause I had no idea why gays were laughing about “fleets”
Now what Twitter gay employee(s) convinced Jack and all the big heads in the company to name Twitter Stories as “Fleets”????
News – Twitter Introduced Its “Fleets” Feature And The Gays Are All Making The Same Jokes