@baileyalexaaa When I sayyyy I WISH I was fucking kidding, I meant to text my gf and texted my mom on accident 🙃
I asked this dude if he needed “help” in the shower and he said “no I’ve been doing it since I was little” and went and showered by himself
This was the Tweet I sent out in July. And THIS was in the package @Doritos sent me. Glorious weirdos.
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